Mackenzie. 17. I hate pants.
baby: m... m...
mom: mama?
baby: mama...
mom: thank god it's not that meme
baby: just killed a man
"I feel greedy and possessive cause all I can think about is calling you mine.
— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)

saltandpuff:

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BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

scoobydoof:

everyone has a weird emo cousin and if you don’t then that means you are the weird emo cousin

mychemicalfrerardromance:

mychemicalfrerardromance:

I’m so emo it made me dislocate my knee.

I shit you not I am at the doctors right now because last week I dislocated my knee at school and my doctor told me it happened because my black skinny jeans were so tight that it put pressure on my knee cap causing it to pop out when I sat down

This wasn’t suppose to get notes

slayboybunny:

one time I went to a gamestop and as I walked in the employee was like “cooking mama is over there!” and snickered with his friend and I was so pissed because 1) I was there to pick up diablo III and 2) cooking mama is an excellent game not an insult to fling at women when u feel like being a misogynist. anyway I hate nerds

officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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ahwaken:

Let’s be nothing… I heard it lasts forever.

thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

paragonpoint:

paragonpoint:

Did you know? Each Kong character in the Donkey Kong franchise is named after their fatal flaw

For instance, Mortality Kong must grapple with the weight of the human condition

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